Wednesday, August 08, 2007

What can be loosely described as 'news' is reporting that JJ Abrams is looking at Tom Cruise for a part in the upcoming Star Trek movie. In related news, I wish to die.

AP is reporting that a man smuggled a monkey into NYC under his hat.
"Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him...."
At least it wasn't in his pants.

Excerpt from recent news story:
There, police found the video camera and a "large amount" of 8mm and VHS videotapes of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.
Perplexing. How does one have a sex act with a traffic sign beyond the previously mentioned masturbation? I hope he has his tetanus booster.

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