“Didn’t you move out?”
“Yes, but I went on vacation shortly after and left my car.”
“Ok, I’ll check when I get home from work.”
So I’ve got some good news, bad news. I don’t think that her car is there- but the good news is that when she calls back later to discover that her car has been stolen (Zoinks!) we’ll get down to the bottom of the mystery! It wasn’t a ghost panda after all, but my nefarious apartment manager who has been after her from the first- who would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for us no-good kids!
Then I will shuffle together a stack of Baconator sandwiches and eat them in one bite!