Katie Couric: Crazy, Bitch
Blogger says, "Hey Katie, SPUTUM!"
Clay Aiken: Crazy, Bitch
Blogger says, "Hey Aiken, you are a talentless ass-clown! Also you look like a chipmunk, but don't sing as well as other chipmunks I could mention."
Iraqi FM warns against U.S. withdrawal
Democrats say, "Shit, we need a platform and it's either this or global warming! Which is more important to American voters, brown people or polar bears?" HINT: Polar bears are white....
Afghan girls traded, sold to settle debt.
"He gave me nine sheep," Ahmad said, describing his family's woes since taking the loan. "Because of nine sheep, I gave away my daughter."
Honestly, I'm surprised that a girl is considered to be worth 9 sheep. See, and you said that there hasn't been any progress in Afghanistan!
"Unsafe" Canada prostitution law to be challenged
Canadian officials: "prostitution is dangerous- let's make it legal!" Brilliant!
Incidentally, I have never seen so many prostitutes anywhere as I have in broad daylight in Vancouver.... I'm just saying. See everyone, a semi-socialistic state is the way to go. Just ask Michael Moore.