Thursday, January 04, 2007

Barney's Blog

If you watch How I Met Your Mother (which you should, if you don't), or just have a raging crush on NPH (Neal Patrick Harris), or maybe even if you don't (though I'm not sure how that is possible) you should check out Barney's Blog.

Here is a sample from one entry last year:


1. Both attracted to shiny objects

2. More fun to catch while drinking

3. Neither travel well

4. There's others in the sea and/or bar

5. Three words: catch and release

6. Both travel in protective groups

7. Small bladders

8. The deeper you go, the scarier they get

9. Their weight largely determines their value

10. [EDITED: My lawyer has requested that I remove this one from the blog… hint: crabs!]

11. They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail

12. Bears will eat either of them

13. Sometimes I likes 'em wild, sometimes I likes 'em farm-raised

14. You must document great catches or no one will believe you -- video preferred

15. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first

16. Seen the movie Splash? Case closed

17. Cold blooded. Looking your way, Stacy.

18. Neither can operate a vehicle

19. They both eat things

20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life

21. Scales are important to each of them

22. They never have to buy drinks

23. Umm… Eggs? Duh

24. Can hook either with a great line

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