Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Chimps, still bastards but with excellent taste in snacks

According to the AP a chimp escaped from its enclosure at the Little Rock Zoo and reportedly cleaned the toilet, washed and then broke into the fridge containing "chimp snacks" (baby monkeys? So tender and delicious...) and drank out of every one's sodas before being tranquilized on top of the fridge. She passed out grasping a loaf of Cinnamon-raisin bread.

I too enjoy a tidy toilet and Cinnamon-raisin bread. But Judy, mind your carbs, sweet heart.

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