Perhaps you suck less at adultery than I thought. I heard that you went out to lunch with the new lady. This time you picked a married woman a little older than you. This may be a rewarding strategy. I think I might have underestimated your lady wooing abilities, MAWWSAA, way to be a successful ass hole.
I admit today I felt a little immature when I asked Angie to ask Sharon to ask you to carry the heavy boxes up from the freight room. This reminds me exactly of how I was asked to homecoming senior year. I was very grateful to find the boxes more or less where I had described.
Could this be the start of beautiful friendship, based upon you doing crap that I would prefer not me to do?