Friday, January 05, 2007

3 Work Related Things

1. You can't turn something in late and expect the results on time.

2. When you fill the Britta pitcher to its clean water chamber capacity, then continue to fill its filtering chamber to capacity, when your colleague attempts to pour themselves a nice mug of water, they will water their shoes. And the counter. And the paper cutter. And the floor. But your colleague will NOT get clean water in their mug.

3. I will never ever write my name on my Jell-O. NEVER. I'm not lazy, I just cannot understand why you need to know who is the owner of the Jell-O. I know it is my Jell-O. I'm guessing you know that you did not bring in Jell-O. So, no, nosey woman who needs a hobby, I am not planning on writing my name on my Jell-O.

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