There is a saying in my family about Oklahomans and how they never run out of three things:
1. Hair. Big hair = sexy.
2. Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup.
3. Lipton Onion Soup Mix.
Last night I ran out of Lipton Onion Soup Mix and I don't have big hair to begin with. I guess that Seattle has run out the Okie in me.
7 comments:
Huzzah!
Good to know that you've succumbed to the dastardly Seattle influence. Muahahaha.
Well, maybe. But I'll always own an umbrella. So there
Is it at least a cute umbrella?
It's red... does that count?
Red is close to cute. Best would be if it had frills somewhere, or a bow by the handle, but red is a good start.
Is that the conspiracy!!! The fact that people in Seattle rarely use umbrellas? I must say that I am slightly disappointed. I was hoping for something James Bondian or at least Penguinish. Like Seattle wont allow umbrella swords, knock-out gas spewing bumbershoots or even helicopter parasols.
In case anyone was wondering, I have one umbrella that was a Mariner's giveaway and has never been opened outdoors.
Quit trying to show off, Paul!! Seattle ladies, want a drenched Montanan? Email me!
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