The Notebook's evil is unending, unless you are Nick Lachey

WWTDD.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson decided to divorce Nick Lachey after watching the movie, The Notebook. This film can ruin relationships and dare I say it, even lives. Unless you are Nick Lachey, in which case you just dodged a bullet. Nick, your family should send Nicholas Sparks a check in the amount of your self-respect (and a bottle of cyanide- but that's from me).