Friday, February 23, 2007

I once caught a fish with my bare hands, this is very much the same.

AP is reporting that a 70 year old American tourist in Costa Rica killed an armed attacker with his bare hands.

See mom, proof that they just don't make them like they used to. American men my age (Steve) would spill their grande non-fat chai tea lattes on their laps if a spider came within 20 feet. Then they would hop up and down, flapping their hands and say, "Oh my gosh, does anyone have a stain stick?!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not a spider. A cricket maybe, but definitely not a spider.

-steve

Drew said...

I really don't feel it's fair to use Steve as a representation of American Men that are our age. I mean, after all... He's a total pussy.