E! Online is reporting a new Ben & Jerry's Flavor, Stephen Colbert Americone Dream, which will feature vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered pieces of waffle cone and a caramel swirl.
Says Colbert, "I'm not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda. What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case."
Colbert is the namesake of a number of interesting items (as reported in the article):
"Of course, Ben & Jerry's isn't the first organization to take a spin in the no-fact zone. Last year the San Francisco Zoo dubbed a bald eagle "Stephen Jr." in honor of the farcical Comedy Central pundit. The creature received national attention when Colbert scolded it for migrating to Canada.
Then, in October 2006, the Ontario Hockey League's Saginaw Spirit adopted Stephen Colbeagle the Eagle as its co-mascot. You can bet the Michigan team's win-loss record immediately improved. "
The profits from the Stephen Colbert Americone Dream will go to various charities. Said Colbert, “I will save the world.”
According to the fine news source, E! Online, the ice cream is being billed as "the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth."
I know, it's just TOO easy.
3 comments:
Waaaayyyyy too easy. Like taking um, ice cream from a baby.
Waaaayyyyy too easy. Like taking um, ice cream from a baby.
I believe that the only response to this is: RAAAWWWWWWR.
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