Fauna.
Spiders.
Becoming a boring woman at work that tells stories that go like this: "blah blah blah my dog blah blah blah, BARK BARK BARK HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Getting super-fat.
Zombies.
Car accidents.
Plane crashes.
Bad haircuts.
Touching my own eye.
Commitment.
Leaving the oven on.
Becoming my mother.
2 comments:
the oven- i'm obsessed. and the atrocious story teller at work....hahah - totally.
bark bark bark!!!
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