Monday, March 03, 2008

The Texas Dildo Massacre

Slate story about challenges to ridiculous Texas morality laws.

I feel very strongly that I should be the boss of my own hooha.

And as far as I am concerned, so long as you are not a danger to others you can cram a ham sandwich up there, for all I care (though we here at SUC do not recommend it.) Just don't forward me the pix.

I think a fun approach to this law would be to open a store that sells an assortment of non-specific items one could misappropriate. I'm thinking "Crazy Al's Banana, Washing Machine, Back Massager, and Melon Emporium."

1 comment:

Drew said...

Yea. Our laws are stupid. Thank god they're getting overturned. Thank god for the judicial branch.