Yesterday someone Googled "feeding raccoons in Seattle illegal".
I have no idea if it is illegal, but holy crap is it seriously dangerous.
Googler: DO NOT FEED RACCOONS. THEY CARRY RABIES. THEY ROUTINELY EVISCERATE HOUSEHOLD PETS.
THEY WILL STEAL YOUR RUGS AND LEAVE YOU WITH COLD BARE FLOORS.
I just pray that I'm not too late.