Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Sci-Fi movie plot coming true

Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village
There you go kids. It's all over. Forget global warming, we are all going to die in exactly the way I've always feared.

12 comments:

cymberleah said...

I don't see any zombies.

qtilla said...

I have many diverse fears, I'll have you know. I am a multidimensional dreader.

cymberleah said...

It's not a good apocalypse without zombies, though. They are necessary for an getting anything above a C.

qtilla said...

I'm gonna have to disagree with you (twice now! HA!).

Aliens, zombies, giant monsters, possessed animals, and such are all more or less equal apocalypses in my thinking. Zombies are definitely the edge out the others though.

I just want you to know that in case of zombie attack, I will ditch every one of you and get out of dodge, sacrificing you to the undead in order to make my escape before the panic. Except you Sean. Cousin power forever, kiddo.

cymberleah said...

Yeah, but there aren't aliens yet, or at least not cool ones. Strange gases and/or germs may wipe out life as we know it, but zombies > plague.

Unless the plague makes zombies, but there is no evidence of death yet, let alone creepy undeath.

So far, it's just a garden-variety apocalypse. I demands bells, and possible whistles, before I am satisfied by the end of all things.

Assuming zombies attack, wouldn't it be better to band with people who are willing to fight back? I'd think a mass relocation to some remote site would be best. Ideally, you would need enough people that you could sleep in shifts, so no one would be unprotected from zombie attacks while unconscious.

qtilla said...

I'm going to gather my immediate family (a fairly sizable group)and depart to a remote location.

cymberleah said...

Just out of curiousity, have you picked this remote location yet? Do you have an actual evacuation plan?

Or are you just going to wing it when the time comes?

"Sequim. Seems remote to me, an a peninsula! Score!"

Anonymous said...

Silly Quiana. Don't you know that all alien diseases eventually learn to co-exist peacfully with their hosts, and that any alien invasion will surely be thwarted by the common cold?

Your compatriate here is correct. You only need fear Zombies, for they are the only true Apocolypse. That is unless of coarse, it's a Metalpocalypse or a Tacopocalypse or even worse, an Apocalypto.

PalinDrome said...

Drew say Tacopocalypse as if it would be a bad thing. Does he not know that every thing taco is awesome. Although knowing the creator of this site, I am sure she would prefer a Baconocalypse.

qtilla said...

yes, yes i would.

PalinDrome said...

Here I am a day late but I need to do my Public Service.

Kim, Sequim is NOT safe from Zombie attack!!! I saw Land of the Dead. Those bastards don't need Oxygen so they can walk under water. You need to think high mountain towns above the tree line. The cold slows down the zombies and with no trees you can see them coming.

qtilla said...

I have to say that the family plan is much more along the lines of Paul's theory of zombie safety.