Coworker: I really don't want to join this conference call.
Me: I just sat in on the most horrible meeting ever if that makes you feel better.
Coworker: Not really. But what was the meeting?
Me: A software training session. But it was like the world's dumbest puppy trying to teach Socrates to the runners up to the world's dumbest puppy.
Coworker: Puppies can be trained- even stupid ones.
Me: True. How about brain damaged puppies? I would have been more impressed if one of them would have waddled over to the laptop and pissed on it.
Coworker: And then the others would have rushed over to smell it.
Me: That would have been so awesome. (Phone rings.) Enjoy that conference call.
Coworker mouthing silently: Blow me.