Tuesday, September 04, 2007

In the news!

Chicago cop chases down gunman on Segway
Apparently while you may look like a complete ass-clown on a Segway, you are actually an ass-clown moving at 12.5 mph.

Snips, Snails, and Puppy Dog Tails: There's finally proof that boys do ruin schools for girls.
No shit, Sherlock.
Their answer chimes perfectly with the conventional wisdom: Boys benefit from being in a classroom with girls, but girls do not benefit from being in a classroom with boys.
Stupid conventional wisdom with its wisdom and whatnot.

The Princess and Her Pea-Sized Legacy: Diana didn't change Britain.

Person realizes and publicly admits that Princess Di isn't important.
No shit, Sherlock.

Transparent Toaster gives you clear view of bread's crispiness
Holy crap! This is simultaneously the most obvious/brilliant invention in bread history.

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