Ichiro says the darndest things and stuff.
My favorite:
On re-signing with Seattle: “[My dog] said, ‘Woof, woof, woof,’ which meant, ‘Stay, stay, stay.’ Of course, I listened.”
Actually Ichiro, your dog and I share a long and storied friendship; and believe me when I say that "woof, woof, woof" (or "wan, wan, wan" in his native Japanese) means, "Leave your wife and children, also email Quiana at seattleumbrellaconspiracy@gmail.com."
Linkage courtesy of Paul.
1 comment:
Awesome.
Also, I saw him first, you eye-candy stealing hussy. MeOW.
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