Please don't consider me part of the axis of evil

I'm pondering the parting words of the President of Bolivia from the Daily Show.

I wonder what it is like to come in from a jog, or wake up only to find out that you are a member of the "Axis of Evil." Or to wake up and find out that Kim Jong Il made the list and you didn't.

If make the list (what?! there's still time) I will have to go out and buy a black leather trench coat, the uniform of badass-ary.

In an unrelated note:
Here is a webcomic about working at The Olive Garden.