Tuesday, April 29, 2008

More with the random.

1. Pony Play?
Someone googled "my little pony orale [sic] sex" and arrived here. Seriously, someone explain this to me. I am confounded.

2. What is that? It is my enormous ass, constructed with cookies and delicious cinnamon toast.
I don't snack. I eat a meal, I eat dessert, I will go for a snack with other people; but I have never been the kind of person who just gets up and has snacks while watching TV etc. I just don't. Until recently. Before I stupidly wounded my foot and didn't really take care of it, I would run when stressed. My junior year of college I probably put in 10 miles a day.
Now I can't run, and it seems that I have replaced unhealthful exercise binges with constant grazing.
Here I am eating toast and packing a box, nomm nomm nomm, and having a mini kit-kat while watching Bones, nomm nomm nomm, and how about a Japanese cookie, nomm nomm nomm.
I am going to be ENORMOUS if this does not stop soon.

3. Brief interlude.
Can we go back to the pony thing, actually. I mean how does that even work? Also it's a cartoon pony. Make this make sense.

4. Someone here is a quitter and her names starts with a 'q' and rhymes with 'pee on a'.
I am seriously considering quitting 101 Things in 1001 Days. Why? Because I don't really want to do all those things. And why should I stress myself out trying to take salsa lessons when I would be much more happy to watch a movie or go clubbing with friends, than to salsa dance. The whole thing is silly- unless you are a couch potato, and to be frank, I am too damn busy to flesh out my schedule with visits to places I would already go to if I was really interested. Also I'm a total curmudgeon.

5 comments:

Girl Friday K said...

Cinnamon sugar toast is the best.

And now I'm going to have Smurf/My Little Pony porn in my head all day.

I am a full supporter of 101 things I won't do in 1001 days. Starting with drink my urine.

qtilla said...

I'm pretty sure you could drink your own urine. You know, if you needed too... 'cause it is sterile.... Also if you film this people will give you lots of money to watch it.

Or so I hear.

Drew said...

The Pony Play, I'm sure, came from a 'Something Positive' strip. They were probably doing a search for the strip, and it dug up S*P, which is linked on your comics.

Shawn Robare said...

I wonder if the ponies are giving or receiving? Are their male My Little Pony characters? If there was a toy would it be a Target exclusive or (more likely) Hot Topic?

There are so many questions that arise from your query.

qtilla said...

Or is it pony on pony action? These are the questions that must be answered.

Where are the perverts? We need answers!