70-Year-Old Ham Back on Display in N.C.
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The Mecca Restaurant put the rock-hard country ham in its window Tuesday with a sign saying the 25-pound slab of meat would be displayed for only one day, "for security reasons." It was the ham's first appearance in a dozen years.
Is K-Fed behind mysterious bee disappearances?
In short, yes.
Fake Entertaining Excerpt:
The slime, which is expelled by K-Fed in order to locomote, is known to cause many other things, including pandas, manatees, and the careers pop stars to evaporate into thin air. His mating calls have been known to cause bleeding from the ears and the sudden urge to place one's head under the tires of moving vehicles.
Kids Tuned to 'Handy Manny' Get Porn
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[Handy Manny,] the popular cartoon, which is about a bilingual handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.
Oh... I think I've seen that one. Hold on, is that description for the porn or the cartoon?
Entertaining Excerpt from Porn Handy Manny:
"Hola senoritas! Let me show you Jose, my jack hammer. No problema you can touch. Mui bien!"
1 comment:
No way are you going to tell me that the cable "mistake" in which children saw adults porking each other was accidental. I mean, this seems to happen like once a year, and it never seems to happen with something benign (sp). You never hear "adults watching 60 minutes subjected to bob the builder" or "children watching teletubies subjected to 10 minutes of 'this old house'" It's ALWAYS a children's show, and porn.
-steve
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