Tuesday, March 06, 2007

There is no escape from nature.

AP is reporting that a moose (who was already shot with a tranquilizer dart) took down a helicopter in Alaska. The moose suffered some fairly awful injuries and had to be put down- another tragic animal suicide... gorer(?).

In other thoughts related to the AP, I really am befuddled by their week-long ban on Paris Hilton coverage. It is amusing (to me) that the AP is making an effort to get noticed by not covering the movements of a woman who is making an effort to get noticed. Not to be an ass-hole, but news is the information about things occurring in the world which are of interest to the general population. The general population is busy waiting to vote on which moron will dance his way onto stage in the next production of the misogynistic masterpiece, beloved by women with no sense, about which you should not get me started: Grease.

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [fuck yourself] grease lightening.

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