The good news for Frito-Lay is that the dead mouse found by an elementary student in his sack of barbecue chips actually chewed its way into the bag at the school.
The bad news for Frito-Lay is that its barbecue chips are deadly.
Just like I've been saying all along.
In other news, "Hundreds [of morons] Line up for Sheep Testicles."
Says the article, testicles make great sloppy joes.
Well, anyone could have told you that.