Yesterday I overheard a conversation between tech and Gargoyle Toes.
GT: My work phone is recieving incoming calls, but I can't make outgoing calls.
What I am imagining tech said: Since when?
GT: Last week, I've been using other people's phones.
What I am imagining tech said: What happened last week?
GT: I spilled tea on it.
Yes Gargoyle Toes watchers, she spilled tea on her office phone, last week and didn't mention it AND then she tried to evade explaining what had happened.
Good job Gargoyle Toes!