My most recent serious relationship ex is engaged.
I can't help but consistently compare myself to his aggressively arranged normalcy. Shouldn't I want to get married and raise moppets and own a house and garden in mom jeans?
I think I only have one remaining serious relationship ex who is still single. Well Peter, I guess we are both similarly defective. Uhm... congrats on that.
I suppose the alternative is that I ruined you, you know, forever.
Here's hoping that you are merely by nature a surly curmudgeon, just like me.