Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I called dibs in '91, Johansson!

WWTDD.com is reporting that Scarlett Johansson (previously linked to: Justin Timberlake, Derek Jeter, Jared Leto, Josh Hartnet, and Benicio del Turo) has pounced upon Ryan Reynolds in clear violation of the dibs that I called in 1991.

Ryan, I liked you when you had no abs and a bowl haircut... you just keep that in mind.

Readers, you may ask yourself why this is blogworthy here on SUC... well it's just a little something for the ladies.



PalinDrome said...

I believe that if you check the Official Dibs Handbook you will find that the statute of limitations on an unconsummated dibs is two years unless said dib-ie is in a relationship at the time of the dibing. Then the limit is increased to 5 years or two years after said relationship ends, which ever occurs first. Some radicals often use the rules variant that gives the dib-er an extra year if they are the cause of said breakup, since everyone knows that extra time may be required to avoid being the rebound relationship. But I personally do not subscribe to this variant.

qtilla said...

I like puppies.

PalinDrome said...

And Ryan apparently likes ScarJo's puppies.

qtilla said...

Who doesn't?