Today instead of cleaning the bathrooms in the morning, the janitor is cleaning them now. I waited to go until I finished the important time-sensitive project I was working on and now I am extremely desperate. I drink a lot of water. A LOT of water. I HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW, Mr. Janitor Guy!
Thanks for hosing the side of my car off, but sweet zombie Jesus, I am dying!!!
This is a cat in a squid hat. As before, picture of pee or random picture via Google Images: not a tough choice.
Warning: real squid are terrifying and you should fear them and also jellyfish. I saw a squid totally fuck someone up on the Discovery Channel once. Yeep!