Evangelist admits meth, massage, no sex (AP)
For those of you who haven't heard about this and are far too lazy to click the link, Ted Haggard the (now former) president of the National Association of Evangelicals (and mega-church pastor) has apparently paid a 39 year old male prostitute for monthly visits for 3 years. Let me mention his stance is that while he was tempted to have sex, instead he ONLY got meth and massage.
The National Association of Evangelicals, in case you are unaware, are a conservative group that appears to have its main focus on the subjugating homosexuals. They are big-time movers in terms of trying to influence supreme court nominations. Their goal is to prevent the "renegade" justices from giving homosexual people equal rights.
That makes them "bad guys" and I am immensely smug to see Haggard take it in the ass in both the literal and the figurative. I do feel bad for his 5 kids and wife though. I fear that they were probably completely fucked up already anyway, though.