So, this morning I was waiting to make a left hand turn when a garbage truck comes careening around the corner. As it turned the truck's weight dramatically shifted and as a tidal wave of garbage water rose forth I cried "No, no, no, no, NO!" and the driver's side of my car was splooshed from bumper to bumper.
I cannot describe the odor. It is bad.
Very very bad.
When I got to the office I asked the janitor if he could hook up a hose for me. He asked why, and I explained.
And then... he offered to rinse my car off for me.
Boooooooooo Mafia Led Kamikaze Garbage Truck Assholes!!!!!
Yay Janitor Guy!!!