Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Random assortment of nonsense

1. Things googled yesterday that led to SUC:
'seattle awesomeness'
'beluga whale penis'
'bank of america clean sweep'
'hollywood erotic boutique seattle'
'ryan gosling chubby'

2. No more fives
I have decided that I will no longer be high or low fiving. No fiving of any kind for me.
I told some guy that 'I don't five' at the terrible costume party last Saturday and he couldn't have been more shocked.
So don't try to five me, for I will leave you hanging. That's just how I am.

3. Gruntlement.
It turns out that you can be both disgruntled and gruntled. Yes, I looked it up:" to put in a good humor"
Example: 'were gruntled with a good meal and good conversation', W. P. Webb.
I plan to use gruntle a lot, so gird yourself. Upon finding it in the dictionary I was most gruntled!

4. I've been working on writing songs lately, and when I look at them I always worry that maybe I'm stealing tunes or lyrics without even knowing it. Is it possible that my uselessly encyclopedic memory for all things musical (and usually terrible) is surreptitiously attempting to violate intellectual property law? Bad brain!

5. These are awesome stories, and don't worry, I've got millions of them. Millions. *sigh*

3 comments:

Dawn of the Read said...

I've been working on writing songs lately, and when I look at them I always worry that maybe I'm stealing tunes or lyrics without even knowing it. Is it possible that my uselessly encyclopedic memory for all things musical (and usually terrible) is surreptitiously attempting to violate intellectual property law? Bad brain!

I worry about the same thing!

Patrick said...

Wow, your blog really does come up when one googles "beluga whale penis" Really high up on the rankings too.

qtilla said...

Favorite blog of horny & lonely belgua whales.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwrrrrrr.