And it isn't paranoia if it's true.
Here is a photo taken just minutes ago from my second story office window. They are nestled in the wisteria of the catwalk.
No doubt my striped tailed stalkers realized they had been noticed and adopted Nature's age old trick, pretending to be asleep.
I tell you that Nature is trying to stifle their opposition, starting first with public dissenters. My masked would-be assassins, 3 slumbering (or are they?!) raccoons are not the first.
Well, Nature, nice try. Just so you know, I sleep with one eye open and a loaded shotgun.