"The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse," the group said in a statement."
This news delighted the American Ferret Association."
Ways to fight drug abuse with poo:
Throw it at dealers.
Throw it at users.
Bury drugs in it.
The poop on where to hide your old pills
Aside- Do we think that the AFA is made up of patriotic ferrets, or the people who love to live with smelly weasels?