1. Applebees
As mediocre as Friday's but less iconic!
2. Loud sneezers
It is like they are trying to impress you.
3. Junk mail from charities
Please give us money! Here are some mailing labels. You can put them in the drawer with the 3 million other mailing labels.
4. People who carve their pumpkins in the first week of August and leave them out to rot before Halloween
Hey kids, wanna see something spooky? Mickey Mouse's face is melting off!
5. Re-explainers
You see, first you breathe in, then out. First in then out. Make sure to breathe in and *then* out. Do you understand?? In then out. Get it? Let me put it a different way.
6: People who say questions with no intent of hearing an answer?
You know what I mean? You know what I'm say'n?
2 comments:
Yes, yes... But how do you feel about Zomblebee's?
Better, actually.
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