Watch out for Nature and its lurking!
My big Halloween plans involve leaving a small bowl of Canadian candy outside my door with a sign that says, "Please don't be an asshole." Kidding. I'm not leaving jack!
Instead Steve and I will be on the prowl for cool Dia de los Muertos decorations and such for his birthday party Friday.
Question: Is Steve the coolest person ever?
Answer: Not quite.
Clarification: The coolest person ever who looks like a muppet?
Answer. Sure.
3 comments:
Getting candy is a waste of time. My first year in my place, I got a ton of the *good* candy. Mounds, Almond Joy, Snickers, etc. Turned on the lights, did my best to look inviting, and what did I get?
Not a single trick or treater, and in the end, a whole lot of stale Twix.
'Twas very sad.
I have candy. I bought a box of Halloween candy in Canada.
It is MY CANDY. Rooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaar! Do not approach my candy!
I nearly bought a box of Halloween candy this past weekend, full of Canada-only goodies. Then I recalled how little candy I actually eat, so I put the box down and went on my way.
You can have your candy, and I shan't fight you for it. Tease you about it? Sure.
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