Woman finds bat in Christmas tree
Tue Dec 5, 7:42 AM ET
It turns out that the Christmas tree farm
Animal control officials picked up the bat, which tested negative for rabies.
Be vigilant, gentle readers, for nature is wily and not to be trusted.
Last night the UPS man came to my door and I assure you I checked through the peep hole twice; just in case it was really a goose or a raccoon.
One cannot be too careful when dealing with The Rabies.