A new phone system was installed at work and now we have holding music. It is New Age music with synthesized drums, bells, and keyboards.
I am on hold; it is hurting my brain.
When I’m on hold I expect Celine Dion or Michael Bolton. This will shock you all, but I would welcome a little My Heart Will Go On. I’ve been on hold 3 minutes and there is no sign that this music will ever end. Perhaps it is one of those endless loop songs. For hippies.
Oh God. I think it is a loop. It has been 6 minutes. My brain is melting out my ears and I am dying. This is a terrible thing to do to a person.
Do dooby dooby doo. Do dooby dooby doooooooooooo.
This music probably originated in
Years from now when we release our POW’s they will go back to
God, it has been 10 minutes. Oh here she is! I’m off hold! Just in time, I was about to cut off my ears.