Things googled to bring people into the Seattle Umbrella Conspiracy:
'sex seattle': about twice a week.
'making love out of nothing at all': every god-damned day.
'adam carolla': every god-damned day.
'things that are awesome': yesterday.
'bank of america/clean sweep loan/check cashing/payday loans': many times a day.
questions along the lines of: 'do people in seattle use umbrellas?': every other day.
'American Ferret Society': about once a week. (Do they not have a website?)
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