or is it!?!
Wendy's drops the awesome red wig commercials. I am devastated.
The staff of The Onion suffers the horrors of Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints.
“Something’s wrong. I consider myself very attuned to bacon, but all I’m getting here is ‘sweet.’”
“I’ve got a cold, so I can’t really taste anything at—Wait. EWWW. That shit is GROSS.”
“It’s not the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. I guess.”
“You have what? Oh, I can’t. There’s no way. I would throw up all over you guys.”
Another whole wheat use to ponder. Of course I would ponder them with chocolate chips....