Squirrels repeatedly "accidentally" set man's house on fire. Yea right.
I feel like we are taking this threat less seriously than the situation warrants. These homicidal rodents are out to fuck us up and they are willing to pay the ultimate price.
It is pictures like the one below (featured on Cute Overload) that lure us into a false sense of rodent security. We cannot let Nature's propaganda machine influence us. Obviously this picture has been doctored.