I’m an idiot.

This morning a coworker was making welcome signs in various languages and called me to ask if I speak Japanese; which I mostly do.

She then said “Can you come here and make sure it says ‘welcome’ and not ‘penis?’”

Then I said, “Well, does it say Youkoso?”

And she said, “I have no idea, because it is written in Japanese [you moron].”