Below is a hilarious excerpt from article on how Paris Hilton had to go to the hospital when her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, attacked her (again). Kinkajous are apparently illegal to own very nearly everywhere because they have the tendency to attack and carry a bacteria in their mouths that is apparently very nasty.
"On paper, however, Hilton and Baby Luv look like a perfect match. They're both nocturnal, they aggregate near good food sources and they tend to advertise or communicate their sexual status. However--according to Hilton--unlike the kinkajou, she is not promiscuous and isn't planning to mate anytime soon. "
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