in the face. Then duck and run away, because that person could surely take you out of the world as quickly as you were brought in.
Trying to make plans with Dad is like making peace in the Middle East. All I want to know is when and where to meet on the pre-established day. And what was his response.
"Why don't I just call you when I get settled in?"
Why don't you just call? Empirical evidence suggests that is a long shot.
I swear in front of God and the entire internet, that if I drive down to Portland and he does not call me, I will really really really never ever give him a bazillionth chance. Because I have been fooled so many times that I don't know which of us should be more ashamed.
That is all.
I think it is time for ice cream and This Old House. Norm would never leave me hanging.
Unrelated (mostly) sidenote: does anyone else find Kevin O'Connor ridiculously adorable? I need to stop watching TOH. (#1 sign you watch too much, you use the abbreviation 'TOH'.)