“It’s really good that you chose to get this taken care of right away, because blood should not be just spurting out like that.”
Cue Quiana fainting. Kidding. (Sorta.)
So I dropped by the office and told my boss I was going home as the dentist had proscribed vicodin for the pain.
Got my prescription from Walgreen’s in record time. Here is a transcript of the convo with the pharmacist:
Adorable Asian Pharmacist: Are you sure you want to wait here, it might be an hour….
Q: I just had an impromptu root canal, so I probably should wait.
AAP: Oh dear. Well I will bump you to the front then.
Q: [eyes tear up with love of humanity] Thank you!
Had two (2!) bowls of soup and one vicodin and pretty much immediately passed out for over 6 hours. Woke up, ate dinner, had another vicodin and immediately felt AWFUL. I hung in there for a while, but I just couldn’t go to bed without at least sort of brushing my teeth and washing my face, so I half heartedly attempted to do so, then whammo I hurled.
So the lesson that I am learning is either:
2 vicodin = chunks blown.
OR
Vicodin + mediocre eggplant parmesan = chunks blown.
Either way, yesterday was not a good day. At all. With the spurting and the hurling and the spending ¾’s of the day passed out/ rolling about murring and wishing for death and the other ¼ having “tissue” removed from my tooth interior/ loitering at Walgreen’s with numb face.
8 comments:
That sucks, Q. I went to the dentist for the exact same issue yesterday, but I got off lucky (they need to replace a couple of old fillings, and want me to consider a crown soon).
Two weeks ago I had the filling replaced in that tooth and now the root canal... AND ...
I get to get a crown on the same tooth later this month. It will be awesome.
The weird part is that they can't fit me in to get my permanent crown until October... which I think is super weird since the temp will be in on the 22nd of this month.
You kids and your mouthful of healthy teeth!
Also, Vicodin + eggplant parmesan is never a good mix.
But vicodin + vodka? Now you're talking!
Yum-o.
any medical professional that says "blood should not be just spurting out like that" gets a high five for having an awesome bedside manner
you should have puked on his/her shoes :)
An excellent suggestion. Retributive vomiting. Good times.
Um, ok, so can I maybe have the rest of that Vicodin perscription? I'm just saying.
As an only child I am typically opposed to sharing, but I'm also opposed to projectile vomiting, so I guess I am in a bit of a quandary....
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