I spent the majority of Monday morning disrespecting or attempting to disrespect the bathroom. 4 (FOUR!) pepto caplets were taken and I still barely survived.
I took yesterday off, and felt more or less ok, but today I am yet again displeased with the universe. (Though on a much lesser scale.)
Two possibilities:
- I am allergic to work.
- Someone at work sneaks over and throws laxatives in my coffee mug while I am not paying attention. I’m looking at you Bark Bark Bark Lady.
4 comments:
Wow. Good thing I was reading this during lunch.
Can't wait to get to my pudding snack now....
Hope your feeling better soon.
And Happy Birthday, by the way!
Who else could provide this quality of blog writing? Who, I ask. Answer= nobody.
I am the Queen of Poo-Blogging!
Oh man, if only you'd read the archives of my old blog. 50% of it talked about poo.
As a Crohn's survivor, I highly recommend Imodium...you won't poo for DAYS. Pepto doesn't work nearly as well.
It was your bday? Happy Bday!
If only!! The only thing better than poo-writing is poo-reading. Also someone else suffering would maybe console my butt. (My butt= HUGE jerk.)
Imodium you say? I'll have to try it and let everyone know. In detail. On my blog.
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