So now they make special yogurt for people who can't poop. Who out there is really not pooping? Are you pooping? Cause I'm pooping.
In the landmark text Everyone Poops, it is asserted that we all poop. Was this all lies?
Is there an epidemic of not-pooping, of which I have been entirely unaware? Such a nonproliferation of poo that Jamie Curtis was hired to tell us what to buy to make pooping occur?
ATTENTION AMERICA, EAT SOME FRUIT.
That is all.