You rat bastards.
Why is it so hard to make reasonably even distributions of Skittle flavors in your packs?
Why are their always three million yellows or oranges? Why never red?
Where are all the surplus reds? Are you eating my reds? You are sitting there at your desk eating all of my red Skittles as I write. I KNOW IT IS TRUE.
Please see photographic evidence of you latest transgression below.
You are officially on notice, Skittle swapping creeps!