1. As I had been suspecting, another round of layoffs is eminent. Hooray! Stay tuned to find out if I will be turning tricks in mere months! (Kidding, Grandma! (I hope.))
2. The dog I'm dog sitting for chewed his toe nail off. In other news, HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID YOUR TOE NAIL GO, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, DOG? I CAN'T WATCH BIG BANG THEORY WITHOUT YOU MAIMING AN APPENDAGE? QUIT CHEWING ON YOUR FOOT. IT IS FILTHY!!
3. My week is the suck. Looking greatly forward to ricockulous numbers of meetings! yay!
4. Nannerpus: breakfast I would greatly enjoy. Can't stop thinking about this.
5. Newest crush: Philippe Cousteau.