This morning I emailed Married Man at Work Who Sucks at Adultery a file for a project that we are collaborating on- the lag time was literally 24 hours. His response:
"You’re fast. Thanks. Fast computers and fast wom… I mean bright wom nothing."
Might I mention that while I am not a "fast woman”, I'm not slow kid either and I am going to get your filthy lying cheating ass fired with these harassing emails. Keep typing, bitch. You'll need the practice for revising your resume.
Oh, and for the record: I'm not fast, I’m ambidextrous.
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