Reprinted from a response to my email about friends not letting their friends date me (and for good reason) about 2 minutes ago:
Brief theatrical interlude in the stylings of Top Gun:
Loren: "You know why people don't want to date you Quiana? CUZ' YER DANGEROUS!"
Quiana: "That's right! Iceman!...er...LORAN!!!! I AM dangerous"(Quiana emphatically shoves Ice...er.. Loren in the chest and walks quickly towards her awaiting F-14 Tomcat fighter pausing only briefly to flip him the bird)
*fade to black-- next scene