This evening, after finding a disappointing lack of fish themed party decor, Jim and I decided to make our own using plastic fish.
At the toy store we asked for help finding plastic fish and the employee explained that they are not in season.
What? Plastic fish have breeding seasons do they? Children only have interest in fish toys when they themselves are under water? What does that mean?
In other news, all the clearanced dolls were black. I shit you not.